REAL ENGINEERS....

Real Engineers consider themselves well dressed if their socks match. 

Real Engineers buy their spouses a set of matched screwdrivers for their birthday..

Real Engineers wear moustaches or beards for "efficiency". Not because they're lazy.

Real Engineers have a non-technical vocabulary of 800 words. 

Real Engineers think a "biting wit" is their fox terrier.

Real Engineers know the second law of thermodynamics-but not their own shirt size.

Real Engineers repair their own cameras, telephones, televisions, watches, and automatic
transmissions.

Real Engineers say "It's 70 degrees Fahrenheit, 25 degrees Celsius, and 298 degrees
Kelvin" and all you say is "Isn't it a nice day"

Real Engineers give you the feeling your're having a conversation with a dial tone or busy signal.

Real Engineers wear badges so they don't forget who they are. Sometimes a note is
attached saying "Don't offer me a ride today. I drove my own car".

Real Engineers' politics run towards acquiring a parking space with their name on it and
an office with a window.

Real Engineers know the "ABC's of Infrared" from A to B. 

Real Engineers rotate their tires for laughs.

Real Engineers will make four sets of drawings (with seven revisions) before making a bird bath.

Real Engineers' briefcases contain a Phillips screwdriver, a copy of "Quantum Physics",
and a half of a peanut butter sandwich.

Real Engineers don't find the above at all funny!!!

TEN REASONS TO DATE AN ENGINEER

10.  Why not?

 9.  They are user friendly

 8.  No need to call a handy man

 7.  Learn how to use the other buttons on your calculator

 6.  Homework help without the guilt

 5.  They will make lots of money

 4.  Not all of them wear dark blue jeans

 3.  They know how to push the right buttons

 2.  They understand heat-transfer

 1.  They are used to pulling all nighters

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